Adam McShank
What you call a big scary guy who lives in a small town in the country, likes shanks and guns alot, calls people 'jerks' and often roams the surrounding forests at night, looking for victims. Such a person may also flick a phantom shank at you, or maybe even a real one.
We were in the forest last night and got chased by an Adam McShank guy with a knife and a hunting rifle.