Captain's Pass

1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect.
2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself.

Example 1.)
Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

Example 2.)
Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32.
Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!

俚语	captain's pass
释义	Captain's Pass 1. When someone tells you about something they have done that they think is impressive, but it has the total opposite effect. 2. When someone is bragging about an absolute epic fail, and they should definitely keep it to themself. Example 1.) Guy: I know I have bad teeth, so I bough this teeth-repairing toothpaste called Sensodyne. Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass! Example 2.) Guy: I was a father at 16, and now I'm blessed to be a young grandpa at 32. Me: Congrats bro, you get the Captain's Pass!
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