Carambar

Tastiest little fuckers ever!
Chewy French bonbons, originally caramel flavoured. Discovered by a caramel factory worker after one of the machines broke down, cutting the candy into thin sticks.
Now there are many flavours, including Caramel Nougat, Pear and Raspberry, Lemon, Strawberry, Orange, Raspberry, Monkey, Cola, Grenadine, Oasis Peach Tea, Absinthe, Miruvor, Cherry, Candy Floss, Yellow Orangina, Red Orangina, Lime, Green Cactus, Popcorn and Atomic Carambar.
Carambars also have really crappy French jokes on the inside of the wrapper. They are so renowned for their awfulness that the term 'blague Carambar' ('Carambar joke') refers to a bad pun.
The phrase 'Holy Carambar!' can also be used as an exclamation.