carballo
A person who uses weird references and gives lectures about stupid stuff
That teachers such a carballo dude like I hate her !
The Nancy Carballo Theory
The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
"Bro she is soo mid, the Nancy Carballo Theory says she has to be the tg"