carbivore
a vegetarian that does not eat vegetables, only carbs.
i dont eat vegetables even though i am a vegetarian. i eat mostly carbs, so therefore i am a carbivore.
carbivore
- someone who doesn't mind eating carbs all the time.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.
- a person who abhors dieting and stuffs anything in his mouth.
Girl: Whoa! You finished an entire pizza in under 10 minutes?!
Guy: Can't blame me. I'm a carbivore.
Guy: Can't blame me. I'm a carbivore.
Carbivore
A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.
Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
Regina, is considered a carbivore.
Carbivore
A person who only eats carbs.
Person 1: “Have you ever seen Helen eat anything but carbs?”
Person 2: “No, she’s a carbivore.”
Person 2: “No, she’s a carbivore.”
Carbivore
A person who eats nothing but carbohydrates
Waiter: “Would you like some protein on your pasta?”
Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”
Patron: “No thank you, I’m a Carbivore”
Carbivore
Someone that consumes large quantities of carbohydrates.
Marathon runners are carbivores before a big race.