Carboot Sale
Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.
Kid does something bad
Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.
Jumble sale junk torture booty
Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.
Jumble sale junk torture booty