Carcinerated
The act of over cooking/roasting/toasting/barbecuing food beyond the umami caramelisation point and venturing into the danger zone of burnt, carcinogenic madness. It is a portmanteau of 'carcinogen' and 'incinerate'.
Kim was disappointed when he returned to the kitchen to discover his pot of soupy rice slop had formed a burnt and blackened crust on the bottom.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.
Chris: Don't worry - in many parts of the world that crispy rice crust is prized.
Kim: Maybe so, but judging by the burnt toast smell and the evil charred black bits, I fear it has been carcinerated.