carcissist
(n.)
A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."
Carcissist
An individual who loves nobody, unless they have inherit automobile features.
"I want to take Mandy to the dance, but she said I don't have any wheels. She is such a carcissist."
"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."
"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."