Cardano
Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.
Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!
Johnny Cardano
Gay! Tough guy with a big heart. Can deadlift twice his body weight but self obsessed with his own dick.
See that meat head Johnny Cardano, he’s gay!