Adam Silver

Complete dipshit deputy commissioner, now actuall comissioner of the NBA. Can be reckognized for his Voldemort like clammy skin, Beady eyes genetically given to him by his squirrel parents, and longneck dinosaur posture. Appears to enjoy smelling his own farts like in South Park from a wine glass. Claims to be a defender of players rights but in reality is a hardcore racist against non Zion decendents. Practices strange sexual fetishes in his neumorous nyc apartments with undisclosed addresses, and is aroused by underage boys and infants.