Caress the canoe
A reference to male self stimulation exercises of pleasurable nature.
However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
However, this is not like 'row your boat' where the action is directed towards another.
"I was wondering if you masterbated earlier today?"
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."
"I was just thinking about it right about the time I sent those messages...But I didn't actually caress the canoe today."