Car guy

Breaks parts not hearts
Loves everything about cars, and will spend his weekend at car meets and fixing up his own car.
Will save all of his money to get his dream car.

A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.

Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.

The male version of a horse girl.

The equivalent to horse girls. Car guys get no pussy so they are usually attracted to cock. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.

A car guy is a car enthusiast who spends his weekend at the local race track and spends his days talking about how much power their cars got to the wheels. A typical car guy will usually wear a fitted monster or dc hat with a shmedium dc shirt to match. Their jeans are usually very awkwardly fitted, being tight in all the wrong places. Shoes typically worn buy a car guy are something puffy like dc court graffix, or any other rad racing shoes. Another sign of a car guy is a zip up (also shmedium) sweater that is rarely zipped up. When approaching a car guy, be ready to make excuses about your economy tune or where you bought your latest monster gear.

A faggot with an incomrehensible obsession with automobiles whom also takes pride in his jacked up little car to the point where all of his conversations include (but are not limited to) at least 5 brags.

Car guys usually have small dicks (varying from 1 inch to a maximum of 3) and hit on girls with their out-of-place and highly inflated ego.

More often than not, car guys are typically utter douchebags who probably range along the neo-nazi to even neo-liberal political scale but it varies.

Car guys think they know everything about automobiles, so much so, they often times forget to suck their own chode once in a while.

A clueless person that calls and NSX a Ferrari and knows nothing abut cars and also calls an alternator a "Turbo" and tries to race their 2005 V6 mustang against a turbo miata.