Cari Ann

An amazing girl who can be both outgoing and shy. She's gorgeous, sexy, funny, kind, and awesome in bed. Cari's a generally Scorpios, and can get pissy when you get on their nerves. Cari is athletic, and artistic, with great taste in music, clothing, and men. Cari's tend to get what they want, and never have to ask twice. They know what they want, and exactly how to get it.

Carie Ann is a middle aged woman who posts unbecoming selfies on her instagram. Only her 3 children liked it and the account she has for her dog, an annoying ass Yorkie named sugar pie. Her husband doesn't have instagram and her friends turned her post notifications off bc she posts an average of 4 times a day. Carie Ann thinks she's special bc her name only has one r. Everyone misspells it and writes Carrie Ann. The only "relatable" memes she posts on Twitter are "when you have a complicated name" memes. Only her 3 children follow her on Twitter. She still doesn't understand what a retweet is, even after her kids have explained it to her a total of 13 times. she thinks it's funny to say numbers in Spanish instead of English with a bad accent that sounds more Italian than Spanish, and when whomever she's talking to doesn't laugh at it, she loses a little bit of her soul.