Caribbean Swamp Goggles
When someone sits on one's face in the nude and lets a wet one rip with one's nose halfway up their ass crack. Most commonly used as a method of revenge and most successfully practiced on those who are asleep.
That joke he made about my mom's orifices collectively seeing more traffic than the 401 was his biggest mistake. Tonight he's gonna wake up wearing a pair of Caribbean Swamp Goggles.