Carichner
A large, very unhealthy looking creature, with long skinny arms and has sexual intercourse by jamming its fingers (or tentacles) into the side of its mates abdominal region. Also has a very large eating mechanism, (looks like lips but biologists are not sure yet). Also this things favorite meal is a hermit crab, or a tasty chicken nugget.
Did you see that Carichner on campus the other day??