carlitta

(car-lee-tuh), n. 1. a woman whose grand ass (booty) of epic proportions is sure to leave men broken-hearted and drifting. 2. a woman of exceptional intelligence, beauty, swag and style with a grand ass of epic proportions. 3. a woman with a grand ass of epic proportions, who has little regard for the feelings of the man (dude) who adores her and her grand ass of epic proportions most especially because she does not trust that he really does adore her and her grand ass of epic proportions. She is destined for a life alone. (More common alternate spellings: Carlita, Carletta)