Carl

that nigga

carl is a sweet guy, he has an amazing heart and is consistently trying to make you smile. carl is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to carl, rely on him and most importantly trust him. carl will try his best to give you every single bit of love you need, he's a good friend, boyfriend and everything you could ever imagine.

never lose him, he's so special and unique. most of all, he's a dork 💖

Generally holds all emotions internally. He tends to be selfish until he finds that right woman to live his life with then he gives his all to his wife and child(ren).

Very much in love with himself. Takes pride in his appearance and the appearance of who ever he is with at the time. Can be shallow when it comes to his women.

Very sex obsessed. Some call him a nymphomaniac. Great in the sac and knows it.

A name for a killer llama. He doesn't mean to do it :0! DAMMIT CARL!!

The curly-headed dude who wears khakis and a polo and glasses and can make $12K in oil from his forehead alone. He is not too fat and not too skinny. Carl is always innocent and does not do anything wrong because he can't get a girl which is fine since a lot of girls he know just cares about look and stuff. Carl is always that dude that is used for like a guard or something. He just asks and wonders. So, don't bother coming at him rude because he has been holding anger. He does not like bullying. Maybe people should be like Carl and have a very fun personality and can always know what's wrong and is very fun to be friends with. He is very average. He loves everybody. Even if they are petrified in the inside or outside. Carl will know how you feel. Carl is a good person. Carl is a brave person. Trust him.

A very sexy looking man who enjoys to party but he is also the kind of man who really listens and knows just what to say.

Carl is our future, Carl is our Lord and Savior, Carl is all hope, Carl can cure world wide problems, Carl is the sexiest man alive, Carl is a Goddess