Carnacon

small village in the west of Ireland ,Co. Mayo. Commonly referred to by Castlebar folk as "Narnia" or "The shithole in the middle of nowhere". The local attractions are The Church , Mike Willy's shop, which will supply you with 1 or 2 of your daily needs and also holds a jar of jam with a sell by date of 1952, a local school where students are scarce and finally the two competing pubs that supply a fine array of drinks (Guinness and Heiniken).Famous residents include , The local crazy cat lady and gangs of boy-racers who congregate at the near by lake to drink and act bad ass.