Carnegie

A somewhat ghetto town in southwestern Pennsylvania, about 5 minutes away from the city of Pittsburgh. The kids there attend Carlynton Jr/Sr High school, and almost all the teachers there are complete idiots.

98% of people in Carnegie are avid Steeler fans. They all speak fluent Pittsburghese and love their rolling rock. Even the kids (under 21). You will pretty much see houses decorated with Steeler paraphenalia, and fans watching the games every Sunday. Primanti's is a must.

Every September, Carnegie has a town festival, commonly known as the "Blues Festival", or "Carnegie Days".
There are numerous drug dealers, old people, hobos, African Americans, and little kids living here.
But one of the best places in Carnegie is Don Don's, they have the best chinese food by far around here. Carnegie was in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the town with the most bars and churches in it.

To use the magical powers from Dale Carnegie's HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE to obtain what you want. To be polite is not Carnegie. Carnegie is only employed with a plan.

A game played where someone is asked if they want to play carnegie. If they say yes they are taken into a dark room with a random partner. They can do whatever they want sexually with them. After they're finished they take a pen and draw a symbol on their left hand(for girls) and on their right hand(for guys).(symbol shown below); After two people play the game, they must never see eachother again. The girl leaves the room before the guy, and they never get to see eachothers faces or know their name. Once someone has played the game(and has the symbol on their hand), they must ask another person to play, and keep the chain going. No backing out.

Carnegie Symbol: http://i38.tinypic.com/oiu3uu.jpg

1. Andrew Carnegie was a Scottish American industrialist and philanthropist. Carnegie led the expansion of the American steel industry in the late 19th century and became one of the richest Americans in history. He became a leading philanthropist in the United States, Great Britain, and the British Empire
2. The legendary person on every slideshow of a history teacher

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

classic NYC deli in mid-town manhattan known for it's triple decker sandwiches. just about everything is good at this place.