carny code
(kar' nee kod) n. The set of rules governing the existence of a carny and specifying that all carnies are kindred spirits and must look out for one another. (from The Simpsons)
Homer (in awe): "Did you hear that boy? The Carny code."
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"
Homer (excited): "Did you hear that boy?"
Carnie Code
An unwritten yet somehow dutifully adhered to code that flows within the veins of every full-blood genuine American carnie. It governs everything from which family the said carnie must creepily stare at to how many teeth a carnie is allowed to have at any given time. To break this code is to be shunned by every carnie within the continental United States. That, ladies and gentlemen, is truly the very bottom of the herpes coated barrel.
"Rule 14: Every carnie MUST stare at said group of overly slutty and scantily clad youths, as to adhere to the mighty Carnie Code"