a Darien

a term used to describe any member of the female gender who displays all physical characteristics of the legendary sea monster, Nessie. A Darien may rise out of the water, putting those around her into a severe state of shock. Her sleek,lithe body and long blonde hair trap her prey while she tickles these victims. Her trainer has taught her how to speak English and how to communicate on a mediocre level. A Darien will also not hesitate to denounce you publicly. Overall, a Darien's intimidating demeanor can only be denounced by her famous opponent, Dumpmaster3000. If you ever run into a Darien, the best thing to do is to encourage her to end all speech and to think about her trainer's latest advice.

Trendy mufucka with dope ass swag, nobody can copy his style , usually is a genius in school , & raps better than your favorite rapper.. & oh you can also call him "Mr. Steal your girl"

Has a 10 in dick in teens and a 16 in in adults

Dariene is a one of a kind type of girl. Girls want to be her and guys want to have her. She's beautiful and sweet, caring and open to anyone. Often gets hurt by trusting to easily but is never discouraged by it. She isn't afraid to speak her mind and can do it in a professional and nice manner. Yet still get her point across, also never hurt her because she is easy to loose but hard to get back. Why would you want to loose such an amazing go-getter lady who will be something in life? If you find a girl named Dariene never let her go!

Great guy, An amazing boyfriend. One who you can feel comfortable talking to about anything. One who is willing to change his life (in a better way) for you. The guy who gives you butterflies everytime you see his name. The guy who treats you like you deserve to me treated. The guy who makes you the happiest girl on earth. The guy who loves you for you. The guy who you would want to spend the rest of your life with even after knowing him for just over 4 months. The most amazing guy on this earth <3

A town that desperately needs a cell tower, underground power lines, and black people.

Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying.

Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust.

Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.

Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)