Carolina Subsoil
A shitting of the pants resulting from a fart originating from the deepest part of a man’s colon.
Kyle: Dam Hank, that was a monster blast.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.