carpal tongual
The soreness of one's tongue caused by too much cunnilingus.
Matt: Sorry babe, I can't go any longer. I've been at it for over an hour now, and I'm beginning to feel the effects of carpal tongual.
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!
Selfish woman: But I only came eight times!
Matt: Exactly, now it's my turn, dammit!