Carpet Cruiser

A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high.

Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad

Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.

I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser

俚语	carpet cruiser
释义	Carpet Cruiser A person that crawls around on the carpet looking for any small amount of drugs they may have dropped while getting high. Leroy ran out of crack at 3 a.m. It is now 6 a.m. and he is still Carpet Cruising. I saw him smoke three pieces of drywall and one pretzle crumb already. Look at those carpet cruiser rug burns on his knees....so sad Carpet Cruiser A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.' Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser. Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night. Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow. Carpet Cruiser A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin. I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser
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