Carpet Fairy

Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.

a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.