carpetjacking
Stealing a carpet. Especially applicable to bar-towels a.k.a. bar-carpets.
Alice: Have you seen this Heineken carpet on the bar counter?
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.
Bob: Hell yeah, I'm carpetjacking that shit.
CarpetJacking
The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.
Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS
Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS
Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.