Carpet snake
Invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you've tripped over your own 2 feet.
Eve tripped, then shouted "Carpet snake!" when we laughed at her.
Carpet snake
A person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
Briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.
Carpet Snake
Carpet Snake is when a girl has a landing strip and a frighteningly long and floppy clit which resembles a snake
Man! That blonde has a major carpet snake!
Carpet Snake
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus