carpie
1. a parasitic acquaintance who brings nothing to the table, often overstaying their welcome and acting unnecessarily possessive and/or jealous.
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
2. friend who mingles poorly with other circles of your friends, often embarassing you or causing awkward situations
3. supposedly straight same-sex friend who would obviously like to fuck your brains out, causing really uncomfortable, homoerotic moments
Kevin attracts carpies like shit attracts flies.
carpie
a boy someone loves
I love carpie
carpie
a freckled fag man-whore who likes to cock and ball it up.
Don't be carpie
Carpie
A fishy situation,
Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous
Someone seeming very innocent but really dangerous
I got into a carpie thats why im late
Jordan seems kinda carpie
Jordan seems kinda carpie
Carpy
A person who loses control easily many would say apelike. Carpys are scary creatures who like to prey on homosexuals.
Tour guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
Tour guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
Tour Guide: "Look everybody there is a wild Carpy they are very rare everyone be very quiet"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
Carpy: "Reeeeeeee squuaaaaaaa"
carpis
can also refer to a foul, offensive odor, reminiscent of a fish stapled to a corpse
Damn, it smells like carpis up in this piece, yo
carpy
good carp fishermen
nathaniel is carpy