carport
1. A structure designed to shelter a vehicle from the elements. It is usually only a roof supported by minimal walls. For those who are too cheap to build a garage and white trash.
Shit man, that carport I bought from home depot didn't protect my car from Hurricane Katrina!
Carported
Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.
Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.
carport therapy
Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.
"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."