carrot dick
A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
Carrot Dick
A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl
Girl: Take your pants off
Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross
Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross
Carrot Dick
A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"What's up with that Carrot Dick guy?"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"
"That guy tried to Carrot Dick me!"
Carrot dick
A dick that is very big/large and long/ meaty
Omg! Curt has suck a carrot dick!!
Carrot Dick
A dick that is carrot like in appearance. Also, the act of using a carrot instead of a penis for sex acts.
My buddy Dave has a small dick so he uses a carrot dick to pleasure women.
Baby Carrot Dick
A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
Carrot Dick
A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."