carrotism

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.

"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Carroting

The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.

There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!

Carrot

A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.

Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.

Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE

The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.

Carrots

Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.

Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

俚语	carrotism
释义	carrotism Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it. "I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary." Carroting The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together. There they go... carroting again! I want to carrot you! I feel like carroting. Let's carrot! Carrot A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie. Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself. Carrot WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot. Carrots Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public. Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11! Me: Please shut up. Carrot The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!" Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to Girl 1: stop being such a carrot Carrot They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice) ... Fuck Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die. Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
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