carrotize
The act of holding something above someone and not letting them have it. This could be anything from an actual carrot, to some information that you know and won't tell someone.
Person A: "I have something important to tell you."
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."
Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
Person B: "What is it? I would really like to know."
Person A: "I will tell you later."
Person A is performing the carrotize techinque on Person B.
Carroting
The act of hugging or embracing in an intertwined manner, like two carrots that have grown together.
There they go... carroting again!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
I want to carrot you!
I feel like carroting.
Let's carrot!
Carrot
A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.
Carrot
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE
The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.
Carrots
Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.
Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.
Me: Please shut up.
Carrot
The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
Carrot
They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)
...
Fuck
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Fuck
Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-