cartlebark
v. The act of blowing a massive vape cloud of your favorite sativa strain under the stall divider and into the lap of the poor vulnerable schmuck with his pants down who, when you first entered the restroom, you determined to be mid-shit and unable to chase you. n. cartlebarggor: A person who routinely readies a vape rig upon entering public restrooms.
Wife outside bathroom waiting: Honey, did you sneak and get high while you were in there? You smell like a skunk sprayed the first 3 rows at a Phish show!
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.
Husband: Fuck no, some douchebag cartlebarked me just as I started to take a dump.