cartonic
car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.
antonyms: reality
antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
carton
A cardboard case containing 24 stubbie bottles of beer
Grab a carton of VB and let's watch the Pies cream the Crows
Cartons
A name for smaller than average jugs,tits, or boobs
Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs
Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Used instead of jugs becuase the chick has too small of tits to be have jugs they are instead cartons, which hold less milk than jugs
Only used to define chick's breasts...guys just have man-boobs not cartons
Guy #1: That asian has some nice cartons
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
Guy #2: Man, i love titties
Guy #1: (sigh) titties
carton
A cardboard 'case' containing 24 beer's.
"Let's get a carton and get 'maggot' watching the footy."
carton
australian, n, 1) a cardboard box of beer, usually consisting of 24 tinnies, stubbies, or bottles of beer.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
2) a cardboard box of cigarrettes usually consisting of 10 packs of 20 cigarrettes each.
Its all happening mate. bring yer cartons.
Carton
A cardboard container for dinking
Are you two % or skim carton
Carton Bitch
A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.
That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)