Cartouche

The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter)

After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof.

cartouch

Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does

Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work

Your project was a cartouch.

I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.

Cartouch

(Verb): When you create a hackathon project with a really good user interface/frontend, but with barely any backend at all in order to hide the uselessness of your project. This term originated when an app called Cartouch, which supposedly unlocks your car with your fingerprint but actually only creates a message box that says "your car has been unlocked", won first place at a hackathon, beating out much cooler machine learning projects.

He cartouched his app and still won 1st place, even though it had a copy pasted template GUI and just one if statement.

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

douche cartouche

A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female.

They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche.

cartouche bag

a term coined by Stephen Colbert

cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag

Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags?

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

俚语	cartouche
释义	Cartouche The act of ejaculating on your partners forehead and leaving an imprint of your penis in the puddle of semen. (Like a wax seal on a letter) After having sex with Becky last night, I took a picture of my cartouche for proof. cartouch Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work Your project was a cartouch. I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit. Cartouch (Verb): When you create a hackathon project with a really good user interface/frontend, but with barely any backend at all in order to hide the uselessness of your project. This term originated when an app called Cartouch, which supposedly unlocks your car with your fingerprint but actually only creates a message box that says "your car has been unlocked", won first place at a hackathon, beating out much cooler machine learning projects. He cartouched his app and still won 1st place, even though it had a copy pasted template GUI and just one if statement. cartouche bag someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~: douche cartouche A tattoo on the lower back of a male, similar to a "tramp stamp" on a female. They were a perfect match as they walked away, their jeans riding low to reveal her tramp stamp and his douche cartouche. cartouche bag a term coined by Stephen Colbert cartouche bag- a mega douche bag; old douche bag; egyptian douche bag Stephen Colbert- Were they always cartouche boxes, or were there also cartouche bags? Douche cartouche A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
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