Carve the turkey
verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.
I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!
Carving the Turkey
The act of ejaculating on another person's meal. This could be performed to an enemy or a friend and should be kept secret (e.g on the inside of a sandwich)
Hugo chuckled to himself as he had just finished carving the turkey into Merridew's sponge pudding.
Carve some turkeys
When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
They went to go carve some turkeys.
Carve someone’s Turkey
To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.