Casserlian
To define failure or incompetence to the penultimate scale, named for Charlie Casserly, the since departed GM of the Houston Texans, who based on an extremely thin "football decision" rationale drafted Mario Williams over Reggie Bush in the 2006 NFL Draft.
Guy #1 "A Casserlian effort by you missing that meeting today!"
Guy #2 " We had a meeting? I feel like Ive been choe'd of all my sandwich!"
Guy #2 " We had a meeting? I feel like Ive been choe'd of all my sandwich!"