Castle Astle
(n): The besieged state of one's asshole the day after a late night visit to White Castle.
"Dude, that case of sliders I ate last night sure was delicious, but today I'm suffering from a serious case of Castle Astle."
"Honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? This Castle Astle just won't go away."
"Honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? This Castle Astle just won't go away."