catblock

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

catblocked

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

Catblocked

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

Catblocked

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

俚语	catblock
释义	catblock -ed, -ing The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat. My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked. We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking. catblocked Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap. "John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs." "Why can't you get it, Carol?" "I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod." Catblocked When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being. A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD Ariel: HARDER! Cat: marks territory on couple Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED! Catblocked When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave. "Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?" "Where is it?" "Plugged into my wall." "Can't you get it?" "There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
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