catbreading
An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.
A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"
B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."
"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."
"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
catbread
defined as stupid, weak or lame. Could also imply as a compliment towards a female.
originates from Japanese "Nekopan", illustrations of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread.
originates from Japanese "Nekopan", illustrations of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread.
"this place is fucking catbread"
"lets not do that, i heard it was catbread"
"hey catbread, whats up?"
"lets not do that, i heard it was catbread"
"hey catbread, whats up?"
Catbread
A thinly veiled shot at lower management. Typically used in conjunction with some sort of visual aid that demonstrates what catbread is.
Yeah, we had the team meeting at 2:00 - catbread was late again.