catchpole

Medival Occupation, A sheriff/tax collector's deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name.

A Catchpole is a meaningless creature with a very low IQ. Catchpole mainly hunts his food, most notably the fish. You can find Catchpole at a few places. Carthagina lake (hunting), Lauren (entertaining) Gosling (being a general biatch). It is advised to stay away from the Catchpole incase of AIDS related Ginger Beard infections.

Synonym of moron

a complete slag and nob-head, touchesn up your watsits

A very sly irish self proclaimed smartass that rubs his HisToRY kNowLeDgE in your face. He is always goin about and stealing your EPIC builds on minecraft even when you tell him not too. He likes to lurk in the playground looking for little girls he can try to lure into the back of his van with facts (this could potentially explain why he hasn't kidnapped someone)

The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around

When u have sexual feelings towards Catchpole