Cat Clause
Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.
You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."
"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"
"But I have Cat Clause."
"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"
"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"