Cat-dicked
Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.
I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.
cat dick
a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.
Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.
Cat Dick
An unusually small penis, like a cat's size. Also it is an unusually pink and pointy penis.
That dude couldn't any pussy because he has a little cat dick.
cat shit dick syndrome
when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!
Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.
Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.
Cat Dick
Old military term for Vienna sausage
Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?