Catdick

The ultimate come back.
When you are arguing with someone just interrupt them and yell catdick in their face.
Repeat as many times as necessary until that person stops/cries.

February 9th is also National Catdick Day.

another way to say instead of "fuck", "shit" or "bullshit"

When someone pretends that they have a huge dick (girth and/or length), but it's actually someone else's dick picture ie. you've been catfished, but through a dick pic.

A condition of the genitals wherein the wang swells up to ginormous proportions and becomes bright red. This condition is very painful and is usually brought on by extensive wanking. Named for the act of mating in domestic felines.

the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo

A person that uses an image of a penis that is not their own to lure or impress another person.

When a guy is prescribed Viagra or Cialis when you first meet and then goes off of it