Catflapped
To quietly leave a gathering or slip off to bed without announcing the fact. Also known as “French leave”
Where’s Ed? I don’t know - he’s probably catflapped
CATFLAPPED
A term for being pwn'd. Used most often when playing various fantasy sports.
You just got CATFLAPPED
catflap
Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?
catflap
swings both ways - bisexual
Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.
catflap
a man or woman who likes both sexes
shes a catflap, hes a catfalp
catflap
The fleshy outer labia of a minge - can be 'twanged' with hilarious and occasionally dangerous comsequences for the twangee.
Marjorie bent over, exposing her enormous catflap to the horrified gaze of several small boys on vulnerable bicycles.
catflap commando
A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.
Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando