Catheist
A person who believes that there are no other gods in existence, apart from cats.
Dude1: what's your religion man?
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad
Dude2: im a catheist
Dude1: wtf is that?
Dude2: I only believe in gods, insofar as they're cats
Dude1: rad