Catherall
Noun: A contraction of the "can't" and "bugger all" - short form of "Can not do bugger all", the double negative and poor spelling being ironice references to the futility of anything that can be related to a Catherall
He's a complete catherall
No way, he catheralle'd that up completely
'e spellz lark a caverorl
No way, he catheralle'd that up completely
'e spellz lark a caverorl