catheter
A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."
catheter
The craziest crazy straw you could ever sip on
i drank some piss out of that lady's catheter last night so i could get high on morphine metabolites
catheter
The act of massaging the urethra with your tonuge until a woman uncontrollably urinates in your face.
Man I gave my bitch the catheter last night and she pissed in my face for 1 minute solid.
Catheter
A tube that is inserted into your Urethra that can be extended floor length, that will spit occasionally (like a snake) causing cats to chase you down the hospital corridor.
Julian was chased by the black cat as his catheter spat back
Catheter
the worst thing on earth
doctor: it's time for your catheter!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!
old guy: NO! JUST FUCKING KILL ME!
CATheter
The way a Bonsai Kitten goes to the bathroom.
Dave: "How do those cats take a dump?"
Brandon: "They use a CATheter."
Brandon: "They use a CATheter."
cathetering
A sexual practice where urine is taken out from the bladder using a catheter, and replaced with wine or other alcohol. The fluid is then sucked from the man's penis.
"Hey, Joe's cathetering tonight! Bring your booze and get ready to slurp!"