Catlapped
Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.
"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."
CatLap
The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).
I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.
Catlapitis
A term for when you have contracted a cat on your lap.
I have Catlapitis and I am alright with this.
catlap
when your cat is on your lap
cant come to australia got a catlap