Cat Massage

Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.

Work today was such a cat massage.

My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.

Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.

"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"

俚语	cat massage
释义	Cat Massage Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor. Work today was such a cat massage. My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me. Cat Massage The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage. "the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly." "Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages." "Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage." "Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
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